Last week there was a very important summit meeting between God, Moses and
the Pope. They were disturbed at President Clinton's recent behaviour. As
the de-facto leader of the world they felt he was setting a very poor moral
example to its other 6 billion citizens.

They decided that the only course of action was to promulgate an 11th
commandment to get their eternal message across. The problem was how to
word it so that it matched the others in style and holy inspiration. After
prolonged meditation and discussion, they decided on:

"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff"